What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?